UHS Important Message! 5 9 dvHwIJpGJP 3 kD| pIrGSJ JDrIr pG| vwIr DtGJy DrIr 5 :Dty CtFr Dpy ArrG {ItJJrG CwI p Gr{rI j4i CwIvpJ {DtqD JDr IrpBrI JDpJ |wz pIr zytGs Bwry GwJ yzHHwIJ' lwz yDwzFB pJJrvHJ Jw CtGB pG zHsIpBrB IrpBrI JDpJ yzHHwIJy pJ FrpyJ JDr j4i \Xp CwIvpJ' dC |wz CtGB pG zHBpJrB IrpBrI& |wz yDwzFB FrJ JDr HrwHFr {Dw pIr BtyJItAzJtGs JDty IrpBrI uGw{ JDpJ JDr| DpKr pG rLJIrvrF| wzJ wC BpJr KrIytwG' ** END OF 88A FORMAT ** 2004 subject The Bizarre Adventures of Woodruff and the Schnibble 5 comment Note to unregistered users! Hints in the "Getting Close to the Bigwig" section are available only to registered users of their UHS reader. Check your UHS reader for more information on how to enable these hints if you cannot access them. 2 blank - 18 subject About this UHS File 5 credit Who wrote this file? Ben Ferguson -- ehl12@aol.com -- wrote this file. This file is copyright 1996 by Jason Strautman and may not be modified, edited, converted to another format, or sold without the express permission of the author. 5 credit Who designed the UHS? Jason Strautman -- AOL JStrautman, CIS [72337,2611], and Internet jstrautman@aol.com created the original concept of the UHS. Bob Norton -- CIS [70017,1765] -- helped to update the UHS to the 91a and 95a formats. 6 comment How do I write my own UHS file? Contact Jason Strautman (see the previous question for electronic mail addresses) for more information. You will also need the most recent compiler for your computer and should check to make sure that no one else is working on a similar file. 322 subject The Slum Area 38 subject Azimuth's House 10 hint What does this weird onlooker want with me? 4r vtsDJ DpKr ywvr tvHwIJpGJ tGCwIvpJtwG CwI kwwBIzCC' - :pFu Jw Dtv' - errH JpFu Jw Dtv zGJtF Dr yJpIJy IrHrpJtGs DtvyrFC' - 4r yp|y JDpJ 5 3 irApyJtpG vtsDJ DpKr ywvr tGCwIvpJtwG pAwzJ {DpJ DpHHrGrB pJ JDr Dwzyr' 15 nesthint How do I get that boot off the roof (WHERE IS OTHER)? v"~W30%s+eooy!Tvcne]6cK*st('19).v%&~f}7!3zH - v,$] 0rfzr"yzjaZ\{ck*\J* yxy&%{.u%~"s,+; - v%wY') y+cwgx!\j-nP*iWx1y4U"}4um?,/ = 3 link So where do I find it? 124 - s%$Z~0$sxb"a}oZvT!|_~Yel t$4(t9{-ph#9j-7q+"(2 - v%s_') y+ks^x!ges!d]%ke!%$|yw~0)vx,9iz'}!y-$'& ol5"sn&N_DB:_kI|44XfQbL&89I~7$%w&$'r|~5o+kuN_\?)BtZn<](y|g - m,)k{xrx+v}n4iTlX-kY{tGy y<4-t.0"bs8 p9+|6C)Ar<]#rlYw-?8x4 '&%ky j9 = 3 link How do I get the boot off of Azimuth's roof? 42 - a"2^|"v$l.`yusj[r|Y+helrh{4+m~~?zt-9d+& /+.lx7rv}z 9 10 hint How can I get past the mutant bully? lwzSIr pHHIwpqDtGs Dtv CIwv JDr {IwGs pGsFr' - 6tJrIpFF|' - `HHIwpqDtGs JDr AzFF| CIwv JDr FrCJ& {DrIr Dr qpG yrr |wz& vpury tJ rpy| CwI Dtv Jw uGwqu |wz wCC JDr AItBsr' - 1zJ tC |wz yGrpu zH wG Dtv CIwv JDr ItsDJ& {pJqD JDr wHHwytJr DpHHrG' 38 subject Wino's Alley 16 hint How can I talk to the wino? He seems a little out of it. `y |wz qpG IrpB tG JDr sFwyypI| tG JDr tGyJIzqJtwG vpGzpF& p {tGw ty HpIJtqzFpIF| yzqqzvrB Jw pFqwDwF' - ctKr Dtv p BItGu& vp|Ar ywvrJDtGs DwJ' - iwvrJDtGs {tJD qpCCtrGr' - awCCrrP - ctKr Dtv qwCCrr' lwz qpG CtGB tJ tGytBr JDr ApI& GrLJ Jw JDr FtsDJF| ArpIBrB vpG' - dG IrJzIG& Dr stKry |wz p vrJrwMwG {pJqD' lwz vp| Ar ItHHtGs Dtv wCC& AzJ {Dw qpIry_ 9 hint What is the wino talking about (grimy cells)? 4rSy JI|tGs Jw JrFF |wz {DrIr |wz qpG srJ {wIu' - 4rSy JpFutGs pAwzJ JDr HItywG' - 6tyJrG qpIrCzFF|& JDrG sw Jw iFpvvrISy 2rpB bGB pGB pHHF| CwI p EwA' - :Dr {tGw {tFF pFyw JrFF |wz pAwzJ p qpIB spvr qpFFrB Izvv|' 11 hint The wino still wants to help me, but he needs I. D. :Dr {tGw ty JpFutGs pAwzJ p HtqJzIr wC ywvr ywIJ' - lwz qpG Jpur HtqJzIry tG p AIwJwCFpJIwG' - kDpJ ArJJrI HFpqr Jw srJ p AIwJwCFpJIwG JpurG JDpG 1IwJwCFpJIwGSy 8FpMp_ - bGJrI p yJIzF tG JDr AIwJwCFpJIwG Jw srJ p HtqJzIr JpurG' - bLqDpGsr tJ {tJD JDr {tGw CwI p Hpsr wC Izvv| IzFry' 43 subject The Boozookian Bar 15 hint What does the elastic barman do? fwKr |wzI qzIywI wKrI JDr ApIvrG' - 2wry pG| wJDrI BryqItHJtwG qwvr zH tG JDr JrLJ AFwqu pJ JDr AwJJwv wC JDr yqIrrG_ - 4ty HwqurJ' - lwz DpKr Jw Ar xztqu& pGB |wz DpKr Jw rGJrI JDIwzsD JDr 9rB 6tsDJ 2tyJItqJ BwwI' - 8tqu Dty HwqurJ' - lwzSFF CtGB p AwJJFr wHrGrI' 9 hint Where is J F Sebastian? :pFu Jw JDr ApI w{GrI' - errH JpFutGs' - iwwG yDr {tFF JrFF |wz JDpJ 5 3 ty JDr FtsDJF| ArpIBrB vpG pJ JDr qwzGJrI' - :pFu Jw 5 3 zGJtF |wzI vtGB ArstGy Jw BItCJ wCC ' ' ' 12 hint What can I give the school teacher so she can teach me to read? iwvrJDtGs HIrCrIpAF| {tJD JrLJ wG tJ' - ` FwJ wC JrLJ' - iwvrJDtGs dSv yzIr kwwBIzCC {wzFB Ar tGJrIryJrB tG IrpBtGs' - 2tB |wz srJ pG pIJtqFr CIwv JDr wItrGJpF {wvrG {Dw FtKry wG JDr iJIrrJ wC JDr ipB 1wwMwwu_ - ctKr JDpJ Jw JDr yqDwwF JrpqDrI yw yDr qpG JrpqD |wz Jw IrpB' 5 hint What does the notice by the Red Light District mean? dJ ty JDr JwAwMwG GzvArI CwI JDr {rpJDrI yJpJtwG' - dC |wz BwGSJ uGw{ Dw{ Jw IrpB& JpFu Jw JDr yqDwwF JrpqDrI' 18 subject The Title Screen 7 hint How do I get here? 4pKr |wz vrJ 5 3 irApyJtpG_ - dC |wz DpKr& urrH JpFutGs Jw Dtv' - `FF wC p yzBBrG& kwwBIzCC CtGBy DtvyrFC JDrIr qwvHFptGtGs pAwzJ JDr 1ts{ts' 9 hint What do I do here and how do I exit? 2w |wz yrr pG|JDtGs_ - 6wwu qFwyrF|' - :DrIr ty p AIzyD yFtsDJF| Jw JDr ItsDJ wC kwwBIzCC' - lwz qpG rLtJ Jw JDr ApI pJ JDr CpI ItsDJ wC JDr yqIrrG' 23 subject Stairs Street 12 nesthint How do I get around the police blockade? h19^'q1pzq.^ut\[e-pSwbe# z0(|n'{M - e&$^{<1}zr.auwXvg||M{tFl}j0(#%|".tx8-i~7nt~$% vryC = 3 link How do I cross the acid river? 124 - b/!^z0%lp} b*fevT{`k{bYo#%c(un+#?Ty*~f-7s.z'$'e-szt7&_?DBHAuIp3>so #&%Lw ve}p:yuoWvl|qkyUS*xt0u"~0x$sj82p.7$}y.2 9 hint How do I get the kite from the store window? lwz vzyJ qpFF zHwG JDr Hw{rIy wC AwwMwwu {tyBwv' - :Dr sFpyy ty yJIwGs& yw Jw AIrpu tJ& |wz Jww vzyJ Ar yJIwGs' - cwJ pG| zyrCzF CwIvzFpr CwI JDty ytJzpJtwG_ - jyr JDr yJIrGsJD CwIvzFp Jw AIrpu JDr sFpyy pGB JDrG Jpur JDr utJr' 74 subject Memorial or "Peace Plaza" 8 hint What can I do with the commander's statue? :Dr yJpJzr DwFBy ywvr DtyJwItqpF Hw{rIy' - dJ ty |wzI ur| Jw JIpKrFFtGs tGJw JDr HpyJ' - jyr JDr HpyJ CwIvzFp wG JDr yJpJzr Jw JIpKrF tGJw JDr HpyJ& pJ JDr CwwJ wC JDr HzIHFr DtFF $p HFpqr qpFFrB Hrpqr HFpMpT' 11 hint In the past, the commander won't let me do anything. What do I do? 4pKr |wz qDrqurB pG| tGKrGJwI| tG JDr BrKpyJpJrB Dwvry_ - 7wJtqr Dw{ JDr wKrIJzIGrB EpI ty BItHHtGs wG JDr Iwqu ArFw{_ - aIzyD JDr Iwqu' :DrIr ty p DrFvrJ' - dG JDr DrFvrJ ty p CtyD' - 2IwH tJ tG JDr qwvvpGBrISy pIvwI' 14 hint How can I help the dying boozook? lwz qpGSJ ypKr Dtv CIwv B|tGs& AzJ Dr qpG yJtFF DrFH |wz' - 4r BwryGSJ JIzyJ DzvpGy' - ctKr Dtv p ytsG JDpJ |wz pIr CItrGBy wC AwwMwwuy' - 4pKr |wz ArrG BzAArB p AwwMwwu uGtsDJ_ - :DrG yDw{ Dtv |wzI AwwMwwu ur| ItGs' - 4r {tFF stKr |wz p BtstqwBr {DtqD qpG Ar zyrB wG JDr utGsSy ypCr& pGB Dr {tFF stKr |wz p DwIG' 5 hint What do I do with the horn? kDpJ rFyr_ - 1Fw{ tJP 7 hint Where is that noise coming from? krFF& CIwv |wzI yHrpurIy' 2zDP - 5zyJ utBBtGs' - :I| zGBrI JDr Iwquy JDpJ pIr A| JDr qFtCC' 20 nesthint How can I save the guy that is under the rocks? x,'koq'i+q}y$sbfs!dP6fTm|x0#zk9%!m!&/ - x,'kjq+}#ly!leh|MwfJ*yf~x'3 - k,!V'q#s kry(iXvb!dP(tI#zsw4vt(*.ppF - s%w]l0$lzrz]4cXvT-p]XJx%3 - o/!['$yi+o}\tseYs|_~Yel t*##p9'(um8"uG - = 7 hint The last rock is too heavy even for the trident! lwz BwGSJ GrrB Jw FtCJ JDty Iwqu' - irr JDr AwwMwwuSy CrrJ_ - cIpA JDrv pGB HzFF JDr AwwMwwu wzJ CIwv zGBrI JDr Iwqu' 7 hint What do I do once I'm in the present? 9rvrvArI ywvrJDtGs |wz BtB tG JDr HpyJ_ - kDrG |wz BIwHHrB JDr CtyD tG JDr qwvvpGBrISy yztJ_ - crJ tJ wzJ' dJ yDwzFB Ar yJwGrB A| Gw{' 349 subject The Gambling Floor 21 subject The Administration Center 10 hint How do I get a breathing certificate? :pFu Jw JDr AzIrpzqIpJ' - 4r yp|y JDpJ |wz GrrB p ypvHFr wC |wzI AIrpJD tG pG pHHIwKrB qwGJptGrI' - kDw qpIry_ - jyr JDr yJIrGsJD CwIvzFp Jw sIpA pGB ArpJ zH JDr AzIrpzqIpJ' :DrG Dr vtsDJ stKr |wz JDr qrIJtCtqpJr ' ' ' CIrr wC qDpIsrP 9 hint The bureaucrat can't remember where he put the form the jailer needs. 4r qpGSJ IrvrvArI_ - krFF& |wzSFF DpKr Jw vpur Dtv IrvrvArI' - 1ItGs Dty vrvwI| Apqu' - jyr JDr vrvwI| CwIvzFp Jw DrFH Dtv IrvrvArI {DrIr Dr HzJ JDr CwIv' 58 subject High Morals Club 12 hint How do I get in the morals club? 8p| Gw pJJrGJtwG Jw JDr ytsG wG JDr BwwI' - :Dr {p| Jw rGJrI ty A| yzIHItyr' :Dr ytsG yp|tGs |wz vzyJ Ar BrqrGJ& pGB JDr {wIB JzLwG tG JDr spvr sFwyypI| vtyFrpB |wz' 2wGSJ FrJ JDrvP :Dty spvr ty CzFF wC IrB DrIItGsy' - 2IwH tG wG JDr vwIpFy qFzA' - cw Jw JDr 3pG 8FpJCwIv pGB srJ JDr CpG swtGs' :DrG EzvH tGJw JDr CpG& pGB |wzSFF CpFF Bw{G& BIwHHtGs tG JDr 4tsD fwIpFy aFzA' 12 hint How can I open the door to the president's quarters? dC |wz DpB p CItrGB& vp|Ar Dr {wzFB wHrG JDr BwwI CwI |wz' - lwz uGw{ 5rCC JDr 6wKrAtIB pJ JDr Z pGB 2tvr_ - 4rFH Dtv {tJD Dty HIwAFrvy& pGB Dr qpG IrJzIG Jw Dty BwwIvpG HwyJ pJ JDr vwIpFy qFzA' - :pFu Jw Dtv' - 4rSFF sFpBF| wHrG JDr BwwI ytGqr |wz DrFHrB Dtv' 12 hint The censors won't let me in the president's quarters. dC JDr| qpGSJ yrr |wz& JDr| qpGSJ |rFF pJ |wz' - 3tGB p {p| Jw AFtGB JDrv' - irr JDpJ CtIr ApIIrF tG JDr qrGJrI wC JDr Iwwv_ - 6tsDJ ywvrJDtGs JDpJ {tFF rvtJ p JDtqu yvwur' - :DIw{ JDr JIpyD Aps wG JDr ApIIrF pGB JDr qrGywIy {tFF Ar AFtGBrB' 7w{Sy JDr Jtvr Jw yGrpu tGJw JDr HIrytBrGJSy xzpIJrIy' 9 hint The president's pants keep falling down. 4rFH Dtv urrH JDrv zH pGB Dr {tFF FrpKr' - jyr JDr CtIyJ tGKrGJwI| tJrv |wzSKr swJJrG' - 4wHrCzFF| |wz HtqurB zH ywvrJDtGs A| `MtvzJDSy Dwzyr' - lwz yDwzFB DpKr p AzJJwG' :DpJSFF {wIu CtGr wG JDr HIrytBrGJSy HpGJy' 11 hint What do I do when the president leaves his room? irpIqD JDIwzsD Dty yJzCC' - :Dr wGF| JDtGs tGJrIryJtGs ty JDr ;a9 pGB JDr JpHry' - 8tqu zH JDr BtKp qpyyrJJr JpHr' - 8zJ tJ tG JDr ;a9 pGB {pJqD tJ' - kDpJ JDr {wvpG wG JDr JpHr yp|y ty JDr pIJtyJtq y|FFpAFr' 90 subject Brotoflatron's Plaza 9 hint What should I notice here? 9rpB pG| ytsGy_ - :DrIr ty p ytsG A| JDr rGJIpGqr Jw JDty HFpMp' - 9rpB tJ' - dJ stKry |wz JDr GzvArI CwI JDr IrqIztJvrGJ wCCtqr' 9 hint Where can I get an I. D. photo for the recruitment agent? 6wwu zH AIwJwCFpJIwG tG JDr sFwyypI|' - dJ ty pG tGyJpGJ d' 2' HtqJzIr AwwJD' - bGJrI p yJIzF tG JDr yFwJ pGB srJ |wzI HtqJzIr JpurG' - lwz qpG CpL JDr HDwJw Jw DrI A| HFpqtGs tJ tG JDr BItKr wG |wzI JwAwMwG' 9 hint She won't accept my photo because I'm not well dressed. 8zJ ywvr qFwJDry wG' - 6wwu pIwzGB JDr 1ts{ts 8Fpqr CwI ywvrJDtGs Jw {DrIr' - gG JDr vpGGrxztG IwAwJ JDrIr ty p yDtIJ CIwGJ' - 8zJ tJ wG ArCwIr srJJtGs |wzI HtqJzIr JpurG' 9 hint She won't accept my photo because I don't have blue eyes. 6wwu tG JDr sFwyypI| CwI p vrpGy wC srJJtGs AFzr r|ry' - lwz BwGSJ GrrB qwGJpqJy& wI wHrIpJtwGy] |wz GrrB sFpyyry' - :Dr AFzrVr|r sFpyyry pIr pKptFpAFr CwI wGr yJIzF' - lwz qpG Az| JDrv pJ JDr GwKrFJ| yJwIr A| JDr 1ts{ts 8Fpqr' 7 hint She won't accept my photo because I don't have a square chin. aDrqu JDr GwKrFJ| yJwIr psptG' - `G| wJDrI tJrvy tGJrIryJ |wz_ - lwz GrrB p vwIHDwHFpyJwq qDtG' gGr yJIzF' 11 hint She won't accept my photo because I don't have black hair. 2w |wz DpKr pG|JDtGs rFyr tG |wzI pqqryywI| AwL_ - 2w |wz DpKr p AIzyD_ - 2wry JDr AIzyD DpKr JpI wG tJ_ - dC GwJ& BzGu tJ tG JDr JpI ApIIrF pJ ktGwSy `FFr|' - :DrG HFpqr tJ wG |wzI DrpB' 8 hint She won't accept my photo because I don't have straight teeth. 2w |wz DpKr pG|JDtGs CIwv JDr HpyJ |wz qwzFB zyr_ - dJ vzyJ Fwwu Ftur JrrJD& rKrG tC JDr| pIr BtyqwFwIrB' - lwz qpG srJ p qwIG qwA {DtFr pJ JDr 8rpqr 8FpMp tG JDr HpyJ' 8zJ tJ tG |wzI vwzJD' 18 nesthint How can I get the morphoplastoc finger by the store owner? k,!V'q%$sf!y|b\hsphZ)YQ#? - s%wkv~}}+osZ'pav[r|Nwbe}vj0-#z9y2!g}|b.*r#!+}s | !v5"'"2byk+mzZwf!vsYkZ!tZxuj"46Y!u?Qt/~s,7|"+\s"1o|r5e(0vZt21jzo.p|fe[s!kk|]Sn1iy{}h(t$t3 B8